I did a thing late last year that amused the heck out of me and, as a warm-up to getting back into this whole blog writing thing, I’ve decided to share him with you. My dear reader, please meet PeeNie.
It all started at the Redmond Pride Festival. Annie__Stitches had a lovely booth set up with custom crochet creations and I’m still kicking myself for not getting the super cool taco cat but I digress. Her creations included an assortment of penises but she also had badonkadonks, boobies, tons of animals, and some adorable micropenises!
Here’s a picture of her booth showing the assortment. Taco Cat is in the bottom left past Deadpool & pretty much out of sight but also check out the ginormous penis on the table on the right!!!
After the festival, our group decided to get a drink and snacks at a new to us a bar. Service was so slooooooooooooow. I was bored and I had a fancy new penis so I took some photos to amuse myself.
I took more on the way back to the car and I sent them to my friend, Mary. She probably thought I was crazy but I did explain that PeeNie was going to be a gift for a mutual friend, Ally, so that made it a little bit better. Later that week, I also shared the photos with another friend (hi Linda!) and between the 3 of us, the idea of the daily dick pic was born.
I need to back up a moment to explain that my friend Ally and I have a history of exchanging penises. I think it stems from when we went to Vegas and got front-row seats to a penis origami show. Roughly a month after I found PeeNie, Ally was going to be going through a pretty major challenge and I specifically bought him to cheer her up. I expanded the plan to also send daily dick pics for the first challenging week or so to hopefully make things a smidgeon more tolerable.
Daily dick pics means that PeeNie needed to go just about everywhere with me so he went hiking at Mount Rainier on my birthday.
He went kayaking on Lake Sammamish.
He had brunch at the Seattle Biscuit Company.
He explored Pike Place Market.
He wandered around Vancouver.
He helped us eat our way through the Richmond Night Market.
He biked to Woodinville.
He went for a walk at the Bellevue Botanical Gardens.
And our last adventure was to The Freakybuttrue Peculiarium and Museum in Portland.
Ally reports that he’s doing well. Her fur baby is absolutely in love with him and I receive pictures of PeeNie and fur baby regularly.
So glad you are sharing PeeNie with the world. Wish my year had been as adventure-filled as his. Welcome back; glad you are posting again.